milf-adjacent:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

a-frog-in-a-bog:

a-frog-in-a-bog:

that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

gr1mmweeper:

cats smoking cigarettes

mevil:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

yurinullification:

they should add a 7th day honestly 6 isn’t enough. call it wednesday or some shit

I have some awesome news for you

For the first five months of this year, wind and solar energy sources produced more electricity than oil and gas in the USA :D!

In a First, Wind and Solar Generated More Power Than Coal in U.S.

Wind and solar produced more U.S. power than coal during the first five months of this year, as several coal plants closed and gas prices dr

Scientific American

catgirlforeskin:

captain-price-officially:

thepleasuregoblin:

Friendly reminder

Won’t say it again!

cis people can reblog this btw

mirakurutaimu:

“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”

thiscuntkills:

museum-of-artifacts:

The skull of Roman soldier who died during Gallic Wars. 1st century BC

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omg how’d he die

swiminjello:

997:

ooo…. lady gagita